Murphy is struggling to find a parking space. "Lord," he prayed. "I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up the Guinness and go to Mass every Sunday. Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, Murphy" says: "Never mind, I found one!"
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Murphy is struggling to find a parking space. "Lord," he prayed. "I can't stand this. If you open a space up for me, I swear I'll give up the Guinness and go to Mass every Sunday. Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot. Without hesitation, Murphy" says: "Never mind, I found one!"
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